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Tragic Fortune Cookies

Tragic Fortune Cookies

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Ruin an otherwise pleasant dinner with friends and family alike with our Tragic Fortune Cookies! Our cookies are a tasty snack with a little clap-back! Indiscernible from your standard fortune cookies, our Tragic Fortune Cookies say all the things everyone is ACTUALLY thinking. With greats like “THEY NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU.”, “YOUR PARENTS LIED, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL” and many more, no one will ever ask you out for dinner again! Mission accomplished!

Tragic Fortune Cookies come in packs of 10 and are fresh baked in small batches in the good ol’ U.S. of A!

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